Hells Horseshoe 

The deep red color recieved on ones hind quarters or 'butt' after spending several minutes or hours on the toilet. This deep red color is often times in the shape of a horseshoe.

It was a mistake for John to read in the bathroom for so long because he really got hells horseshoe on him.

The streaker obviously had been sitting on the toilet for quite some time due to the horseshoe from hell on his rear end

Hells Horseshoe by The True Shananigan August 15, 2009

Secular Horseshoe Theory 

The Secular Horseshoe Theory is a theory that states that anti-theists (including new atheists, militant atheists, atheist extremists and atheist zealots) and religious fundamentalists are the same, and that share similar characteristics and similar behavior.

The Secular Horseshoe Theory can be proved by seeing how anti-theists and religious fundamentalists behave between themselves.

Secular Horseshoe Theory by Dumugian December 1, 2021

horseshoe up her ass 

To be extremely lucky, either by escaping an otherwise gruesome fate, or by living an easy life.

"Horseshoe up his ass" has the same meaning for a man.

If Paris Hilton didn't have a horseshoe up her ass, she'd be just another crackwhore on Skid Row.

horseshoe up her ass by hesby August 27, 2009

horseshoe sandwich 

an open-face sandwich that originates Springfield Illinois. It consists of Texas toast, covered in meat (usually beef), freedom (french) fries and then cheese sauce (traditionally Welsh Rarebit cheese sauce but chedder or american cheese sauce is just as good) The fries and cheese layeres can be switched in order as they usually ooze togethor anyway.

The horseshoe sandwich is a must have in central Illinois. If you want a half order, call it a ponyshoe

horseshoe sandwich by northendwhitetrash March 28, 2007

the horseshoe 

1)a complicated sexual act which involves one man and two women in which the man attaches a strap-on and faces it backwards, positioning one woman in the front and one in the back, rocking to and fro thus enabling the pleasuring of two women at once
2)the name is derived from the plight of modern society, or male-pattern baldness, in which a man suffers from the lack of hair in the front and on top; thus, creating a horse shoe shape of hair on the head (e.g., my father Reggie).
3) If lacking a strap on, a frozen banana clinched between the buttocks will suffice.

Those two dirty sluts let me put them in the horse shoe! Holla!

the horseshoe by C-$ AKA C-Murder November 13, 2003

Horseshoe Wrap With A Triangle Tap

An otherwise hairless woman who, when naked, reveals a large path of hair from top of the ass crack, up through the front of the crotch, ending in a gigantic bush.

Steve: that woman is beautiful.
Mike: Not even. Look at that horseshoe wrap with a triangle tap. DISGUSTING.

Horseshoe Wrap With A Triangle Tap by Wife of Custos December 23, 2008

inverted horseshoe kick 

another painful kick thats funny as hell to watch.

its when you grab a mans nuts and shove them up his ass. then after that you go behind him and dropkick him.

max: why is dave crying so much?
james: i gave him a inverted horseshoe kick.

inverted horseshoe kick by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 3, 2009