horsecock johnson

Nickname for a guy with a huge penis.

Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."

Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"

Duder 2: "I love you Americans."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

holy horsecock

An exclamation preceding in a sentence to something exciting

Holy horsecock, I just hit a hole-in-one!

by Chris Aubertin December 19, 2008

Horseback riding

When you are doing doggy style and you pull out before ejaculating and nut on her back

Horseback riding

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

Horsehack

1. Proclamation of sudden disgust, generally paired with the word "Aww". See shit
2. Something that is blatantly incorrect or immoral

Word must be uttered using a low, raspy voice with a southern accent.

Aww horsehack!
That is horsehack!

by Cletus T. Washington January 5, 2005

Horsecock

An extraordinarily large phallus, generally able to be seen by a.) bulge in pants and/or b.) a persons “horse cocky” demeanor.

Evan Horsecock? You mean HC? I saw him bring a few girls to his room last night. Explains the sock on the door.

by Smashnride September 24, 2019

housenick

To fail miserably at something. A reference to Philadelphia Phillies beat writer Mandy Housenick of The Morning Call, who wrote an article in the summer of 2010 about how outfielder Jayson Werth should have been traded because he's mean to the media.

Baseball fan: "Wow, T.J. Simers really Housenicked that Marcus Thames column. He was being a real jerk, and he shouldn't of taken it so personally."

by uublog June 20, 2011

horsefuck

The act of intruding into the personal affairs and expectations of another individual to a very high degree; resulting in some really fucked up shit. Commonly used by governments, lawyers, angry spouses, and insurance companies.

I'm getting horsefucked by that bloody bitch claims adjuster,because she won't include pain and suffering in my insurance claim. Cleetus and Billy Bob got theirs straightened out, I wonder how the other 47 passengers of the bus are doin' with their phony whiplash claims...hmmmm.

by Phil McCaverty December 12, 2003