Horsecock

I love this apple pie it tastes just like horsecock

Why the fuck do you know what that means Sourish
by bronchisourish April 12, 2022
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horsecock motherfucker

(Noun)

Someone whom you don't know who's done something admirable or something you personally find great. Whoever the guy is probably has a massive horsecock because what he did was so good.
"yo I was in the drive-thru at McDicks and old dude in front of me in a beemer paid for my food let's fuckin GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"lol nice. who did that shit?"
"man idk, some horsecock motherfucker, that's all I know."
by 3i5 January 15, 2022
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Horsecocked

To lose the girl to the man with the largest penis in the room.
I totally would have banged her last night but I was Horsecocked by Johnny.
by SSM239 January 01, 2020
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When a girl loses all attraction for you and decides never to talk to you again after she gets seduced and get plowed by a guy with an enormous cock
According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.
by D Flawless December 13, 2023
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linden horsecocks

linden horsecocks likes alot of dick in his asshole and he likes lizys 12 inch dildo
bro linden horsecocks hit that
by jizzerlickerz July 02, 2024
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