linden horsecocks

linden horsecocks likes alot of dick in his asshole and he likes lizys 12 inch dildo

bro linden horsecocks hit that

by jizzerlickerz July 1, 2024

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luci horsecock

An amazing person that cannot focus on multiple things due to ADHD

Bro you act like "Luci horsecock"

by sadiesonyadib June 22, 2025

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Horsecocked

To lose the girl to the man with the largest penis in the room.

I totally would have banged her last night but I was Horsecocked by Johnny.

by SSM239 January 1, 2020

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Horsecock Theory of Disattraction

When a girl loses all attraction for you and decides never to talk to you again after she gets seduced and get plowed by a guy with an enormous cock

According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.

by D Flawless December 12, 2023

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Horsecock Nunchucks

Two horsecocks of horsecock dildos, attached by a chain, used to form Horsecock Nunchucks. An effective weapon used for fear and crowd control. No one will see it coming.

Robber: *Is robbing*
Zach: *Pulls out Horsecock Nunchucks and swings them*
Robber: *Holy fuck- fuck waht htehf fuck are those nunchucks?!? - dies of a heart attack*

by HorsecockNunchucks November 23, 2024

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