Hornely

When you're horny but also lonely at the same time.

Jake was feeling especially hornely and could barely muster up enough enthusiasm to masturbate.

by JonkersAK March 9, 2023

Horney Wizard

Every young girl on the internet has at least one horney wizard aka a guy who gives her really good life advice but also sends her a pic of his dick.

girl 1: you seem so much better today
girl 2: yes I am! my horney wizard really helped me out.

by votme March 18, 2021

Chloe Horsley

A idiot. Who loves pugs and hedgehogs, and animals. She would save a animal anyday! She likes little kids not older kids. She thinks she is not cute but she is. She talks behind ur back. JK!!!!! 💜YOU !!!! Besties : danica, Jasmine, savannah, and jayde

Chloe horsley is eating a dick.

by Danica_haithcock2007 November 14, 2018

Horney

When you misspell horny! Go back to school!
This word is used alot when kids try to type all gangster prankster, and for the idiots who can't spell.

Dumbass - Yo I saw the girl and she looked at me very

horney like.

Smartass - It's horny you dumbfuck

by YoDaddy #69 March 25, 2016

Horney

A feeling or arousing sexual excitement. Not just resembling a horn.

The sight of the wet dog up against the hobo made him horney

by Theriddler November 7, 2017

horney porney

When the male or female are linked to multiple porn sites and the penis/boobies are so horney that they might turn purple and fall off.

Graham enough with all that horney porney i dont want too mop the floor again.

by Geoff Valiante February 22, 2008

hornless unicorn

This is when a girl, out of sheer anger, starts banging her head against a wall. Only, instead of a wall, it is another girl's vagina.

Whoah, Terrence made that girl so mad that she gave the hornless unicorn to everybody in Michigan. I wonder what he did.

by pozzletoff September 4, 2005