Hornets

those little flying assholes

I fucking hate hornets.

by Guevara666 May 19, 2019

hornet

A rolled-up and folded piece of paper, cardboard or other such material to form a rough "V" shape. The wide end is pulled back on a rubber band and fired as a projectile. Should this hornet strike at bare skin (esp. areas with a lot of nerve endings like the palm of your hand or inner thighs) it'll hurt like a bitch! Sometimes, paper clips may be unfolded and inserted in/used as hornets. Often used in schools, libraries and other places of study by immature kids. Don't be surprised when they cry their asses off because you popped them good, though!

Joe: Owwwww!! Damn!

Christine: What?! What happened?

Joe: Some asshat shot me with a hornet!

Immature n00b: LmAO I'M So LeEt!! LAwL!!1!

Christine: Taste my period-fueled rage, bitch!

*Christine shoots a hornet right between his eyes*

Immature n00b: OOOoOoooWWWwwWwwW!!!!!!!

Joe: LMAO! Nice shot!

Christine: Thanks!

by MegadethFan345 December 15, 2010

hornet

The best way to catch a hooker.(whore net)

The police let a hornet into the crackhouse.

by aereilly July 31, 2003

hornet

a maneuver involving grabbing a dog's tail and placing the point of the tail into the dog's anus. resulting in discomfort and anger from the dog, pleasure for the hornet committer (horneter).

johnny gave his dog calum the sickest hornet yesterday!!

by calumarri September 10, 2009

Marble Hornets

The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)

You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.

You will cry and be depressed at the end.

You will lose more calories and weight by watching Marble Hornets opposed to going to the gym

by StormDuh February 17, 2019

Mad as a hornet

When someone is beyond angry. Full of rage. Hornets are really angry and relentless, hence the term, "mad as a hornet".

1. Jane was playing hide and seek and was trying to hide in the closet quickly, but smashed her finger in the closet door. Jane was mad as a hornet.

2. If someone is very upset, you ask them "are you mad as a hornet?" Their reaction will tell you how mad they are.

by Marie G the DiscoDiva October 12, 2006

fuck hornet

A gigantic fucking bee. It doesn't even have to be a hornet. Just a giant insect that can sting

Jesus Christ! Outside, I saw the biggest fuck hornet of them all!

by A random fucking turnip October 18, 2017