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Horizontal stalactite

Is the build up of semen on the rear divider of a desk. Overtime the dried semen forms a stalactite on the horizontal plane.
What is that under your desk Jimmy?
Oh that's just my horizontal stalactite Mum.
by GDSS October 20, 2008
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horizontal shit

A shit that is horizontal.

A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
"damn man, yesterday I had a horizontal shit so bad it made my ass look like the Japanese flag"
by LongWangChang September 3, 2016
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Forza Horizon 5

A racing game that made every single mindless JDM fanboy go cry in a corner because it wasn't set in Japan
Before E3

JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 5 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!

After E3

JDM Fanboy: MEXICO SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by Obpyt August 15, 2021
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horizontal tango

Another way of referring to sex.
Jack: Rachel and Zack are doing the 'horizontal tango'...
by JD UK January 29, 2006
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Foothill Horizons Summer Camp

The happiest place on earth. Made in the late 70s, this summer camp has never failed to bring a smile on any campers' face world wide. And we mean WORLD WIDE. By letting yourself come to this camp, you are allowing yourself to expand your "horizons" and develop your social skills in this Miwukian land of adventure and fun to develop yourself into the awesome person you shall become. To be continued...until you come here.
Example 1

Camper 1: Wow, I just expanded my "horizons" at Foothill Horizons Summer Camp.

Camper 2: Why did you just make air quotes with your fingers?

Example 2

Senior at High School: I just got accepted to UC Davis! Thanks Foothill Horizons Summer Camp!
by Dylan.M.Watson@gmail.com October 15, 2011
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horizontal ballroom dance

The horizontal ballroom dance is similar to the horizontal mambo (sex) except it is a lot classier. Classy people perform in the act of horizontal ballroom dance. Aka classy people sex
Thomas H. wants to horizontal ballroom dance but he is a hodonk boy from the south so he can only horizontal square dance.
by Abear510 September 15, 2013
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Horizontal Hunger

Horizontal hunger is for GROMMETS.
by swood dude November 5, 2018
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