A: Why are you so mad at Wyatt?
B: Oh, he higgity hop on my hopscotch court.
A: I hope he gets herpes
B: Oh, he higgity hop on my hopscotch court.
A: I hope he gets herpes
by Jfredrick November 13, 2016
Get the higgity hop on my hopscotch court mug.The footwork needed when walking home on New Year's Eve/early New Year's day to avoid the pools of vomit that have collected from over partying.
Brock: "Shit dude, look at all that vomit on the floor! Fuckin New Year's revellers, how we gona get past it??"
Butch: "Time for the New Year's Hopscotch dawg!"
Butch: "Time for the New Year's Hopscotch dawg!"
by Black7Ninja January 2, 2012
Get the New Year's Hopscotch mug.A game you play on wikipedia.org when you're exceptionally bored. It has two variants:
1. Start on any topic, scroll a bit, and click on the first hyperlink you see. Either repeat for a certain amount of time (say 10 or 15 minutes, but can be more or less) or for a certain number of clicks (usually in the 20-click range but can be more or less) and see where you end up.
2. Start on any topic and try to get to any other topic (called the destination) in under a certain amount of clicks (7 is good to start). Common destinations include Jesus, Nazi Germany, USA, ect. Basically, any well-known/really annoying thing is a perfect destination.
Once you get to your end article, either read it or play again, starting from your new article.
1. Start on any topic, scroll a bit, and click on the first hyperlink you see. Either repeat for a certain amount of time (say 10 or 15 minutes, but can be more or less) or for a certain number of clicks (usually in the 20-click range but can be more or less) and see where you end up.
2. Start on any topic and try to get to any other topic (called the destination) in under a certain amount of clicks (7 is good to start). Common destinations include Jesus, Nazi Germany, USA, ect. Basically, any well-known/really annoying thing is a perfect destination.
Once you get to your end article, either read it or play again, starting from your new article.
"I'm actually bored up my ass rn"
"dude just do Wikipedia hopscotch. you'll be sitting there for hours."
"wow thanks man" "this is so fun"
"dude just do Wikipedia hopscotch. you'll be sitting there for hours."
"wow thanks man" "this is so fun"
by someone malignant January 22, 2025
Get the Wikipedia hopscotch mug."That cheese pizza is giving you hopscotch breath"
"Your breath is doing hopscotch from all that sassafras tea"
"GAWD DAMN your breath is doing hopscotch please hopscotch away"
"Your breath is doing hopscotch from all that sassafras tea"
"GAWD DAMN your breath is doing hopscotch please hopscotch away"
by Hopscotch101 January 24, 2021
Get the Hopscotch Breath mug.Where a man lays down in bed and a fat bitch jumps all over his ad if they were playing hopscotch. The boobs should also hit the man laying down.
by BumCheeksStick October 25, 2019
Get the hopscotch mug.There goes that hopscotch tranny. Yesterday he was a she. "5, 6, 7, 8... looks like I'm a dude today."
by jackdickalick July 16, 2020
Get the Hopscotch tranny mug.An extremely hard gta v maneuver in which one starts to fly on their bike, bounce off a tough and remain flying
by Xmas Jackson flaxon waxon February 14, 2014
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