hopster

Knows more about obscure craft beer than you. Brews his own beer, no doubt. Ridicules your choice in beer. Only drinks IPAs. Domestic beers used for cooking only. AKA a "Beer Hipster"

I ordered a Great Lakes Christmas Ale last night at the bar and you should have seen the look that bartender hopster gave me. He then proceeded to rattle off his favorite beers and why they're superior to my favorite beer.

by parker45 December 5, 2010

femboy hooters

Where the prices are small, and the cocks are huge!

Josh: Wanna go to Femboy Hooters? It's the best place in town!
Pedro: Fuck yeah! I wanna see some dummy thicc femboy ass!

by orange_husky April 5, 2021

hooters

Hooters - boobs and also a restaurant chain.

Hooters - because steak tastes better with a hardon.

by Arbalest June 22, 2004

A midnight hooter

A person use is a night Owl.
Someone who likes to stay up late.
One who sleeps all day & stays up all night.

I'm more of a midnight hooter kind of guy.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Sparky the Hooter

Highly unofficial and vulgar mascot of Wiess College, a huge cardboard penis constructed for NoD and paraded at the Homecoming game.

Sparky the Hooter says, I Give a Hoot!

by Not R May 8, 2009

Holster your dick

To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.

On the way to a sales call:

Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."

Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."

Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"

Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."

by ergijreiljrvliwroiurvhni May 22, 2008

Chubby Cock Holster

A promiscuous, full figured woman who is builded like a brick shithouse.

Bradley said;
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...

by BIGGEDD666 April 14, 2011