Hooptie

Broke down ass piece of shit car that yall dawgs b tryin to ride up in thinkin the lookin pimped wen they aint.

Look at that hooptie jermaine b ridin in, he can't hit this badonkadonk while thats the piece of shit he tryin to stunt.

by urpussy December 28, 2005

Hooptie

A worn out car, usually old

As 50 cent once said: “If I went back to a hooptie from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like some of my friends?”

by Saucydawsy November 7, 2019

hooptie

Any car that the owner has spent more money on trying to spice it up than it is worth. If you come to Fresno, California, you will see an '83 Corolla with $2,000 rims or...or...HAHAHA! You will see a '94 Geo Metro with a $4,000 paint job and $3,000 rims I recently procured in a race because he thought it was fast.

A prime example of a hooptie would be an '89 Ford Probe with $5,000 worth of accessories or almost any Honda.

by Headman August 1, 2005

hooptie

a hollow peice of glass or metal used to ingest crack cocaine. usually containing chore boy.

this shits wearing off pass me that hooptie.

by jimmanthapinkerton March 21, 2009

hooptie

A car that goes " hooptie, hooptie, hooptie" when you turn! Other essential requirements for a suburban hooptie (a cousin to the urban hooptie) are rust deposits making it appear that the car is camoflagued, stale cigarette smell and 12 year olds butts in the ashtrays, and finally the suburban hooptie must ride down the rode as though it were a boat.

"Mom do you have to pick me up at school in that hooptie? Can't you park in the parking lot behind the Hummer and let me walk up to the door?"

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

hooptie

A car that smells like hot dogs or barbecue sauce

my chevette is a hooptie

by Nettled October 11, 2003

hooptie

Americana slang coined by Batman in the first Batman TV series.

"To the Hooptie Robin"

by muffalo_bill December 6, 2003