Hooptime! 

1. The coming moment when a person will be playing basketball. (accompanied by a basketball shooting hand motion when said)

2. A time when someone is about to do something to show off (still accompanied with the basketball shooting hand motion)

"Hey Jarvis, you ready to ball tonight?"
"Yeah cuh, HOOPTIME!"

Hooptime! by Kaiih January 18, 2007

hooptie 

Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job

"Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"

hooptie by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

hooptie 

Hooptie finds it's origins dating back to the mid 1950's. The original, corrupted phrase is 'Coupe D', referring to a Cadillac Coupe deVille. Over time, Coupe D was rolled together into hooptie. Used to describe everything from "any old car" (thank Shaq for that) or more specifically a large domestic sedan. Popularized by Sir Mix-a-lot, the word moved from a mere description to a slur. Oddly enough, the word can have a variety of meanings, depending on the context, ranging from pride of ownership to an outright insult.

"Man, check out this new hooptie I picked up. $500 and the dash is still perfect!"

"Dammit! my (insert cool car here) is in the shop. Guess I'll mob the hooptie to work."

"Well, it might be a hooptie, but hey, it's got it's own class of demolition derby."

hooptie by J.P.S. June 11, 2006

Hooptie june 

The name of the 2nd Hooptie vehicle you own. Slang for the word the Hooptie junior.

Oh snap he is pullin' up in the hooptie june

Hooptie june by BobbyDigital123 May 24, 2010

Hooptie Ride

Ghetto vehicle, usually lowered with cheesy aftermarket bolt-on parts. Exquisite samples will also have spraypainted flames.

"Check out that whooptie ride - I can't believe that paintjob!"

Hooptie Ride by Ebin October 28, 2002

hooptie 

Any car that I can afford since my second divorce.

My hooptie sure smells like burning today.

hooptie by po po September 10, 2003

hoop-d, hoopdie, hoopdy, HOOPTIE, hoop-t, hoopty, hooptee, etc 

Today it can be any car or vehicle used as personal transportation. But it was originally used to refer to classic 70's or 80's era large American cars (impalas, new yorkers, towne cars and so on...), usually found in the ghetto and in poor condition, that has been "pimped out" with garish paint, animal print interiors, wheels too large or too small and so on. They are often roomy, comfortable worn-out gas-guzzlers.

Man that hooptie ride is bitchin.

The tail pipe fell off my hooptie.

hoop-d, hoopdie, hoopdy, HOOPTIE, hoop-t, hoopty, hooptee, etc by fluxdelux August 11, 2004