hoon

A vulgar alternative to the word "cunt".

The prime minister in an utter hoon.
Or, I drank 8 pints of lager and got completely hooned.

by stoudman April 13, 2009

hoon

hoon (n) a vulgar type often male, a hooligan
(V) to hoon, to act in an unacceptable way

Did you see that bloody hoon last night hooning about in his Holden?

by tvc15 June 11, 2003

Hoon

A hoon is slang for a vape

Yo g,
Yo,
You got the hoon?
Yo g got it right here,

Ima do some mad rings g

by sapnu puas look at that upside August 9, 2020

hoon

Fast, reckless driver

The police arrested that hoon

by Rodolphe May 18, 2005

Hoon

Hoon (verb)

The word hoon has many uses, much like the word fuck
It can be applied to many actions, and generally denotes the domination of that action.

"I could really hoon a burger right about now"

"shall we hoon?" - (caution! Can mean "leave this place" or "have sex")

"yeah man, i hooned her good"

"that guy was hooning around town in his car all night"

"sweet, i'll hoon round to your place soon"

"lets hoonbuckle" (go from here)

by H.Rose January 22, 2009

hooned

Being in a state where your total lack of body control (normally caused by excess intake of alcohol or drugs) makes you more vulnerable to embarassing or compromising situations

He was so hooned he ended up in a police station that night.

by Flaccus January 28, 2009

Hoon

A person with a hatred for fresh rubber. Let it be senseless burnouts or highly perfected drifting. A Hoon is the singular form of Hoonigan.

Dude 1: Ey man why is ur face covered in black dust?

Dude 2: Just got new tires, had to slay them...

Dude 1: Ur such a 'Hoon'

by e_DIRTY6 September 3, 2013