A vulgar alternative to the word "cunt".
The prime minister in an utter hoon.
Or, I drank 8 pints of lager and got completely hooned.
by stoudman April 13, 2009
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hoon (n) a vulgar type often male, a hooligan
(V) to hoon, to act in an unacceptable way
Did you see that bloody hoon last night hooning about in his Holden?
by tvc15 June 11, 2003
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A hoon is slang for a vape
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Hoon (verb)

The word hoon has many uses, much like the word fuck
It can be applied to many actions, and generally denotes the domination of that action.
"I could really hoon a burger right about now"

"shall we hoon?" - (caution! Can mean "leave this place" or "have sex")

"yeah man, i hooned her good"

"that guy was hooning around town in his car all night"

"sweet, i'll hoon round to your place soon"

"lets hoonbuckle" (go from here)
by H.Rose January 22, 2009
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Being in a state where your total lack of body control (normally caused by excess intake of alcohol or drugs) makes you more vulnerable to embarassing or compromising situations
He was so hooned he ended up in a police station that night.
by Flaccus January 28, 2009
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A person with a hatred for fresh rubber. Let it be senseless burnouts or highly perfected drifting. A Hoon is the singular form of Hoonigan.
Dude 1: Ey man why is ur face covered in black dust?

Dude 2: Just got new tires, had to slay them...

Dude 1: Ur such a 'Hoon'
by e_DIRTY6 August 1, 2013
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