HOOF

HOOF is an acronym that stands for 'Honest On Our Friendship.'
It was originally used by students at St Peters to see whether someone was telling the truth or not but is now used to take the piss out of Kyle 'Hoof' Carter.

John: Are you telling the truth?

Julie: Hoof.

Jack: Hey look its Kyle 'Hoof' Carter!

by chaphoof December 24, 2010

hoof

to kick something or someone very hard.

I fucking hoofed him a good'un.

by Danger mouse February 12, 2004

Hoof

an unkempt vagina

"that yeti had a hoof, broseph"

by twatsteen December 20, 2009

to hoof

verb. The equivalent of being fingered, except the one who performs the act has hooves. Generally thought to be unpleasant and possibly painful due to the lack of mobility and sharp edges of a hoof.

I would rather be hooved than go to class today.

by Natalie August 4, 2003

hoof

Run, as defined in the Hurricane English/Scottish Bilingual Dictionary

'Hoof, wee babas!! HOOF IT!!!'
'Ye wee hoofters!!' (I think she means we're REALLY fast)

by Rosie Hall February 23, 2007

hoof

adj. A Oklahoma way to say wack, or trash. Used as a way to express something being "played out...

Opposite of tight

"Not you got on them old Jordans, that's so hoof."
"P-unit is a hoof gang on da norf side."
"Hard in da paint like Carmelo= hoof.... Hard in the paint like AI= tight

by The cherry 1! August 8, 2005

hoof

A verb to describe the smoking of marijuana.

I love to hoof a fat joint the moment I wake up.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003