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Hitler Handstand

Sex act when a man shaves his pubs into a hilter mustache type line to his naval, then does a handstand. This is followed by a woman yelling HEIL HILTER DICK and giving a blowjob until the man releases his prisoners of war
I looked everywhere, but i had to go to a KKK meeting to find a bitch that was down for a hitler handstand.
by Colonel Liingus October 2, 2011
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Pussy Poppin' On A Handstand

When a female does a hand stand with her legs at a 90 degree angle on a wall... So she can bounce her pussy and Ass at the same time.
I'm not going to the gym today. I was up all night pussy poppin' On a handstand at that party!
by Pirateprincess24 July 15, 2016
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mexican handstand

Some one let's their partner pee in there butt while doing a handstand
"Brandon always brought an extra towel for Tyler's Mexican handstand urine.
by Rocket Squirt August 17, 2015
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Hoodstache

A word used by my 2 year-old son to describe what is actually a moustache.

A hood of hair draped over one's lips.
Daddy, I like your hoodstache.
by schg January 1, 2011
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Hoodstincts

A natural instinct or skill on how on how to survive in the hood.
His hoodstincts saved him from getting jumped by avoiding a dangerous street in his neighborhood.
by MissKZ August 4, 2016
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Afghanistan Handstand

This is when you take your female partner and have her stand in front of you. You then proceed to lick in one smooth motion from the clitoris all the way along the cunt until you reach butthole. This will make the girl jump and flip for excitement thus landing on her hands performing a handstand.
Brian: "Yo Ted did you end up doing that new thing with your girlfriend last night?"

Ted: "Ya it was pretty cool I gave her such a good Afghanistan Handstand she nearly flipped twice!"

Brian: "Awesome dude!"
by Johnny Appleseed II December 2, 2013
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hostand

A person who cannot accept love or any other form of deep emotional attachment.
Katy O'Keefe cowers like a pussy every time I try to give her a hug. She's a hostand.
by BK and VG April 22, 2006
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