hotastraphy

when 2 ho's who know each other figure out they are seeing the same guy and the guy ends up losing both.

Damn, I just had a hotastraphy.

by Big Cat Daddy May 5, 2009

Hondash

To crash your Honda vehicle while spending too much time looking at or fidgeting with the car's pretty dashboard, instead of keeping eyes on the road.

Wilson: "Jeez, what happened to you car, man!?"
Ben: "I Hondashed. Gotta switch off video for all those calls :("

by tnosugar September 1, 2021

hottass lover

Someone who is so hot and has the most perfect body that you enjoy fucking all the time for very long periods of time.

Amanda is my hottass lover; she has the body of a goddess and I enjoy hot sex with her.

by Riki N. July 22, 2008

honast

(pronounced hoe-nast) commonly used to describe hoes, whores, sluts, trick ass chicken heads, and katie simmons...see also: haley w, careston, ahna, and courtney love...

bremen is filled with honasts.....

by rammy poop January 29, 2009

que hondas

que hondas means"whats up" in spanish.

guy1:que hondas ese
guy2:nuthin much homes

by finger man September 23, 2005

Hontus

A Term used for excrement, originating from an old man in Devon, it is mainly aimed at Dog excrement but it is fine to use when referring to any type of the brown stuff. He has passed this word onto many people in the South West UK and is now reaching the USA,Pakistan and India through social media sites when west country people are abusing internet stalkers from these places.
After the 1995 Disney release of Pocahontas, This fabulous word can now also have some gay innuendo, such as " I bet he likes to Poke-a-Hontus"

HaHaHa - Look! That woman just stepped in Hontus

Has someone dropped a Hontus on my dinner?, its fucking horrible.
That Slut loved it in the ass ..... Poked-Her-Hontus first night.

by loler99 April 17, 2013

hotastrophe

n. when an encounter with one or many woman goes extremely badly.

see also: hosaster

i kept running into ex-girlfriends at that party last night. it was a complete hotastrophe.

by weitz May 30, 2005