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Honky Tonk Badonkadonk 

Up in the sticks, it's uncommon for a white girl to have a round, nice ass. Normally the girls have either a fat ass, or a skinny one. Honky Tonk Badonkadonks can only be owned by white girls (Preferably country). The butt is commonly mistaken for big, but it's not. It's medium sized and firm, but extremely shapely with big hips. (No more than forty inches around- that's when the country boys consider it fat) Butts like these are a treat for country boys!

When she dances with rhythm, it makes all the boys "want to get up and sing along"!

Popularized by the song Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, from Trace Adkins.
"It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk, badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma!"

Bud: "Leeanne is so dayum' fine."
Austin: "I know riight? She's got a honky tonk badonkadonk. Whooo-ee!"

Bud: "I done spank them britches all night if I could."

Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk

A big or large bottom of a woman not of African American heritage.
Blacks have Ba Donk-A-Donks and Whites have Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk.
Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk by l_smith December 12, 2006

honky tonkin 

What Midwesterners do every Friday and Saturday night. It entails driving around the courthouse square about 800 times in the pickup truck, drinking beer and leaning out the window "hoopin and hollerin".
After we git off work, we goin to Wal Mart! We gone stock up on Pabst Blue Ribbon. Bubba's gone git some bait and some buck shot for tomarra mornin and Eunice is gone git her fatass toenails and hair done up real nice. Then they gone meet at the food stand and share some curly cheese fries and go back to the trailer. Then they gone git dressed and git in the pickup and go off a honky tonkin!
honky tonkin by Betty Joe June 19, 2007

the honky tonk 

do girl from behind at top of stairs or balcony. Upon finishing your business have her turn her head to look at you. Pick up acoustic guitar and smack her in the head with it. (DUUUM) Watch her fall down stairs or off balcony.
the honky tonk by Jagger July 29, 2003

honky tonk blues 

when someone is so strung out on methamphetamine and horny but can't get a hard-on
I had a bad case of the honky tonk blues last night!
honky tonk blues by kahoutek July 2, 2009

honky tonk 

1.) a form of southern ragtyme piano playing, 2.) the sound one makes while squeezin' boobies; both are used by extreme rednecks
"Hey, flip the switch on the self playing piano. I wanna hear me some drinkin' music!"

"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"
honky tonk by Pete October 7, 2003