hometerosexual

A typical man, who happens to like other men, but without being a screaming queen and broadcasting it on all frequencies...
Can sometimes be confused with a metrosexual straight man Or a closeted gay man...

Coined by Alan... COPYRIGHT

Hey, did you see that boy last night at bar? he was really nice, best of, he's a hometerosexual, so it makes him even cuter...

by Ally151085 December 29, 2008

Homosexer

An uneducated word for homosexual.

"I didn't know you were a homosexer." Says the redneck.

"I'm not a homosexer, Jim Bob. I am homosexual"

by Rachild101 March 29, 2009

homometro

A male who acts incredibly homosexual, more so than a metrosexual, but is still techincally heterosexual.

Man, do you see the way that guy's walking? He must be a homometro.

by Brad D. January 20, 2007

Hornometer

The measurement of a persons level of horny.

scale is usually on a rate from 1-10, 10 being the horniest, 1 being the least

I'm a ten on the "Hornometer" and could use a good time.

by Jerry-Michael February 27, 2009

Homosterone

A hormone produce in the male body, which is similar in structure to testosterone, but which causes the person producing it to become increasingly homosexual in a proportion directly related to the amount of homosterone being produced.

The appearance of this hormone is especially apparent in males tending to wear clothes purchased at stores similar to, and including, Abercrombie, Hollister, and American Eagle.

This hormone may also be referred to by the less knowledgeable portion of the population as douchebagerone.

Matt: Wow Robert. With all the American Eagle clothing in your closet, your body must produce large quantities of homosterone.

Robert: Yup. It kinda makes me wanna wrestle with other men sometimes.

Matt: ...

by MrWeiner January 8, 2010

hometero

A gay guy who acts super straight.

Josh is such a hometero that even when he came out his parents thought he was lying

by ploopstertheplurple February 14, 2014

Homohetramosaurus

A dinosaur, renowned for having a heterosexual gender and queer nature.

AAARGH the Homohetramosaurus is humping my son!!! 😱
Help me daddy!!

heterosexual son humping

by The Dino-Rider May 1, 2014