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hotographer

"I ain't ever gonna get no supermodel to date me."

"True, but you could become a hotographer and make love to them with your camera, and maybe you'd bag the odd one after the shoot!"
by Poison IV December 24, 2008
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Holographic meatloaf

refers to ordinary, boring, or unorigional food or food of poor quality.

Origionates from the episode of Spongebob Squarepants: The Algae's Always Greener
Mom: Kids time for dinner!

Kids: What is it?

Mom: Hamburger helper.

Kids: WTF Mom, holographic meatloaf again?
by derpderp122333 May 11, 2010
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holographic ugly

When a person is good looking from the side, but you look straight on and its a train wreck
I saw her walk by and she looked really hot, but then she looked at right at me, I puked, and it turns out she was holographic ugly.
by DriveFast August 7, 2012
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holographic wenis

The skin that covers you elbow is called a wenis then holo, short for holographic *cough* simply nailogical *cough* is a gift from the holo unicorn gods if you are not a holosexual... drink bleach
Please don't I don't want any holosexual to die

Then put the two together and... mind blown
The holo gods have blessed me with the finest lord of all holo with the holographic wenis
by The holo lord March 28, 2017
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Homorapean

An assault by a person involving sexual intercourse with another person of the same sex without that person's consent.
"Despite feigning interest in women, Dave's friends never suspected he was a closet Homorapean."
by Orange Ball of Hate May 2, 2010
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Hatography

A game which involves someone trying to take as many photos as possible of different people wearing the same hat. The aim of the game is to get as many points as possible and you can play it over any time length. Although not required, the hat is usually recognisable or has comedy value.

Rules:
1. You must not use the identical copy of the hat, in the collection you must use the exact same hat.
2. You must not photoshop a photo of the hat onto anyone's face, this is cheating.
3. 1 point for a normal person.
4. 5 points for a fit person, must be acknowledged as fit by at least 3 people.
5. 10 points for a celebrity.
IT'S HATOGRAPHY
by beatsmut November 22, 2011
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Domograph

The useless paragraph that someone post on all of your Facebook post
Your Facebook Post: The gym was fun today!

Domograph Reply: Apparently in space you can find a zoo that contains a duck that's in a tree that grew in ground on the earth that's in space. Then if you count to 12 an hop 5 time in place you will be in space and if you find a mirror you might be a duck. Yesterday I ate food for dinner and it was delicious squared. If i were to eat a red and yellow bean would i poop orange? Or you could just subtract 7 and that would leave you at 11 that may or may not put you in from of one.

Your Reply: Bro WTF are you talking about that is all useless,
by Iamaninja February 27, 2014
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