homework pass

A pass that students would kill for just so that they don't have to do homework for one fucking night. Its that valuable.

Mike: I got a homework pass for English.
Tim: You should keep that for a book report.
Mike: Fuck you, I'm using it tonight.
"Three days later, Mike has to do a book report on The Odyssey."
Mike: DAMN IT! I wished I KEPT IT!

by Senor Clean August 16, 2008

homework vampire

Only being able to focus on studying and homework when it is dark outside.

Yeah, I'd be working on that physics homework that's due at 7, but I'm a homework vampire.

by mindgames February 16, 2010

homework

an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep

I was up all night doing that homework... UGH!

by maelstr0m_X1 December 22, 2004

Homework Day

A holiday observed by students worldwide on the last day of a break, when all work assigned are not done yet due to procrastination. Students with senioritis may refuse to observe this holiday.

Today is Homework Day, but I'm not gonna do any work because I'm a senior. I will be playing Doodle Jump all day because I need to stop being a Doodle Scrub.

by Chenimal January 3, 2010

homework binge

doing the whole week, month or sometimes semester's homework in one night.
often occurs on sunday night

Hey wanna go out tonight?
No im gonna homework binge

by homeworkhater September 20, 2010

i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with said homework in a pile next to a big distraction, most likely a computer.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on the urban dictionary reading a riveting definition.

by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015

homework

Homework is a form of suppressing a child's individual interests so that they do not develop any ideas of individual worth and proceed to fill a job that is needed to keep everything functioning properly when he or she is not at school. Like school, people who challenge the idea of homework are seen as stupid because they are unwilling to memorize things that people before them thought or did in an effort to appear "intelligent." In American society, it is vital that one takes a job working under an employer as someone who helps keep the economy and social order functioning as it should rather than developing his or her own indivdual interests and possibly changing the way we look at life.

Go to school. Do your homework. Get a job. Retire. Die. You won't be remembered. You didn't make an impact. But you did help keep America's economy functioning (yes, I did intend to start a sentence with "but," and despite what some moronic English teacher might have told you, that IS okay). Good job.

by Worker Unit #503,298,545 May 8, 2005