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homework

The shit you must do every school night, after already putting in 6 in a half hours of hard labour for some shit school. It is considered a punishment from teachers. It can range from a couple science questions to finishing a project, a book report, and 6 pages of math. Sometimes, people get so stressed out about homework that they develop social and mental problems, or, are afraid to go to school the next day. Too much homework can lead to incomplete, or meteocre assignments. Also, many people may stay up to as much as five in the morning getting their homework done. This is only in extreme cases, though. I myself get homework, and I absolutely hate it, but fortunately I don't get too much.

But of course, if you don't finish your homework, for whatever reason, you get screamed at, punished, and completely and utterly humiliated in front of your classmates.

After school is supposed to be the time where you can actually have some free time, and do things such as play video games, hang out with your friends, watch television, etc. But that isn't really possible these days, the amount of homework given to students has increased dramatically over the years.

I say: no homework.
Math teacher: Johnny, did you finish the 32 pages of math I assigned to the class yesterday? It was homework, and it's due today.

Johnny: No, I couldn't because-

Math teacher: SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I'M SICK OF YOU AND YOUR SHIT EXCUSES. YOU WILL STAY IN EVERY RECESS UNTIL YOU HAVE THAT PAPER DONE, FUCKING FOOL. THAT'S 6 DETENTIONS MISTER.
by Alozaps September 20, 2008
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homework

Work assigned daily from teachers. You work hard all night getting the work from that day done, and get even more the next day. Gets progressivly worse as you get older.
In kindergarten our homework was to jumprope 50 times. We had that assignment twice, and no other homework. Now we have at least two or three essays a week along with a whole crapload of other assignments from the rest of our classes. And most of the teachers suck at teaching.
by Leah was here July 16, 2008
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Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
my satan teacher gave me crap
by jake January 18, 2005
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homework pass

A pass that students would kill for just so that they don't have to do homework for one fucking night. Its that valuable.
Mike: I got a homework pass for English.
Tim: You should keep that for a book report.
Mike: Fuck you, I'm using it tonight.
"Three days later, Mike has to do a book report on The Odyssey."
Mike: DAMN IT! I wished I KEPT IT!
by Senor Clean August 16, 2008
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homework vampire

Only being able to focus on studying and homework when it is dark outside.
Yeah, I'd be working on that physics homework that's due at 7, but I'm a homework vampire.
by mindgames February 16, 2010
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homework

an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep
I was up all night doing that homework... UGH!
by maelstr0m_X1 December 22, 2004
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Homework Day

A holiday observed by students worldwide on the last day of a break, when all work assigned are not done yet due to procrastination. Students with senioritis may refuse to observe this holiday.
Today is Homework Day, but I'm not gonna do any work because I'm a senior. I will be playing Doodle Jump all day because I need to stop being a Doodle Scrub.
by Chenimal January 3, 2010
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