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Holland in 2030

A shaved pussy and female genitalia region that is extremely wet and aroused, just like the effect of climate change on Holland in the near future.
That sex was so hot last night.

I know! Your vagina was Holland in 2030. And those orgasms!
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Holding your sausage hostage

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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Paddy Holland

Youngest brother of Holland brothers (aka Tom Holland, Sam Holland and Harry Holland ). Has friends like Gian that are "running for president" and holds lives on IG that last for an hour. Actual name: Patrick
Youngest son of Nikki and Dom Holland.
Is absolutely adorable.
Did you see Paddy Holland, he was such an adorable child!
by tomholland.ing April 19, 2018
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Hollanders

A fan base who all share the love for the 2017 Spider-Man actor, Thomas Stanley Holland aka Tom Holland. Hollanders are very passionate about him and will bash anyone who tries to hate on him.
Person: I LOVE TOM HOLLAND
other person: ME TOO!!
both: HOLLANDERS FOR LIFE!!
by baby_girl123 September 17, 2017
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holland sour

when a curious young buck squeezes the sweet sweet juices of a lemon around the circumference of his partners anus to create a sour, yet tasteful rim job while performing a steardy reach around upon his partner to obtain the creme topping for a lemon marang pie.
Hey Timmy, were all out of creme, go give your brother a holland sour before dinner.
by smelly April 25, 2005
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Cove Holden

The literal love of everyone’s lives once they meet him. He’s from the game Our Life: Beginnings and Always by GB-Patch games. An absolute dork and sweetheart
Person A: Why do you keep playing that game with Cove Holden?
Person B: He’s the love of my life, don’t question me
by God 707 Lover August 6, 2021
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Tom Hollandest

Tom Hollandest is a theorized human being, as suggested by the existence of both Tom Holland and Tom Hollander.
“The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of Tom Hollandest”
by lil tax return October 16, 2020
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