Homomastercest

The act of cloning ones self, then having sexual intercourse with the resulting product of ones own self image

Jeff: "Hey Ben, what did you do last night?"
Ben: "I got bored playing WOW and decided to have a good ol' session of homomastercest."

by Ida Heaux June 10, 2010

Hoooman

Hooooman is the king of owls,
He has a propeller on his head and has an arm with a hook on it, he has no feathers and has no eyes, he has sonar echoes.

Did you see Sir Vincent and his owl. Hoooman is complete fail.
Christina searched for answers along with her owl Hedwig. They saw Hoooman and shot him. Hooooman is complete fail so he cannot die

by The God King FTW June 28, 2009

Hooman

The actual definition is that it's a name for some Persian men, but it's now more commonly used as a substitute for human, used by animals like dogs, cats, and apparently parrots. It's actually a very cute way of saying it, especially if you use it with a cute voice.

Zis hooman be useless - he will not give meh le cookies.

by Kitsune Aya February 10, 2020

homomasochist

A person attracted primarily to homosexuals of the opposite sex, thus torturing themselves by rarely having sex and hardly ever dating.

I can't help being a homomasochist. I like cute boys who bathe and laugh at my jokes.

by Lucy-lulu March 1, 2007

Hoomagun

Another word for human. Mostly used in a jokingly manner

"Why are hoomagun's so rude sometimes?"

by shreksfeethair July 23, 2022

Hoomagun

Another word for human often used in a jokingly manner.
Normally addressed to or with close friends.

"This hoomagun crazy."

by Scaramoochie July 23, 2022

Grootastic Hoomans

These people are not afraid to have a laugh, they are the funniest and best hoomans to exist! If you have a Grootastic Hooman in your life you are completely lucky.

Person 1: Look at them they are the best of friends!
Person 2: Well DUH they are the Grootastic Hoomans

by Shady Van December 26, 2020