Hoepocrisy

When your girl gets mad at you for liking other girls' pictures but posts dozens of tits and ass pics for other dudes to like.

-Friend: My girl posts tits and ass for other dudes to like but gets mad as soon as i like other girls' pics.
-Me: That's hoepocrisy my friend.

-Me: That's hoepocrisy my friend.

by Bago_Fit_Arm December 8, 2018

Hopportunity

When you give a Soviet scientist a chance to drive away and he has to come crawling back because his 7-foot monster friend knows he talked.

Jim Hopper: I'M GIVING HIM A HOPPORTUNITY!
Joyce Byers: Jim, he's started the car, and I'm pretty sure he's driving away!

by Max-i-mooo July 7, 2019

Raynee Hoeppner

Best girlfriend on the planet.

"I'm so mad I can't keep a boyfriend like Raynee Hoeppner!"

by they_Luv Coleand elkansca May 22, 2023

Hoephobic

One who is diagnosed with hoephobia (fear of hoes)

I heard yslmono is hoephobic

by jrntghrtwn October 20, 2021

Hoephobic

To be scared of hoes

I was Hoephobic when I see Jess

by Slumpedleilaaaa October 21, 2018

Hopepole

Danced around by many small catholic children. Usually placed in the Nopehole though Rob stuck it in the popehole

Dude, that guys hopepole is like a tic-tac

by The Joe December 3, 2004

hoepportunity

An opportunity given to a known pre gold digger.

The entrepreneur gave her the hoepportunity to assist him in his rise to stardom but she decided to chase a bag somewhere else.

by Junkfinder33 August 3, 2021