hookin

word used to replace fucking

your soo hookin weird. or, who ate my hookin clams.

by andy mcstephen February 4, 2008

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A sexual fetish whereby one sits naked in a pie and wiggles around. Crying is optional. Aka: Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man

Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?

by Buffy Trace May 26, 2016

Hoboken car wash

When any combination of 3 of more people (male(s) and or female(s)) urinate on someone while one of the them is brushing the person getting pee'd on. Much like a car wash.

Yo, she looks like a Russian hooker, think she's up for a Hoboken car wash?

by valorcco June 19, 2010

Ankle Hooking

The act of having ones' ankles literally hooked behind their head during sexual activities, such as when two lovers meet up after a prolonged absence from each other.

My husband came home from his business trip and we had ankle hooking action all night long babeh.

or

My husband just left for sea and I need to head to the barracks for some ankle hooking. Right meow.

by magicconch333 October 5, 2009

Dude Hookin'

A dude offering his dudely wares in exchange for tangible assets and/or intellectual property.

Dennis went out dude hookin' but no one would take the bait so he had to choke them all out.

by Dirty Dennis April 7, 2009

Hoboken Eyepatch

The act of over (capacitating) ones eyesocket with the (ballsack) of another. Commonly occours during drunken (Teabagging).

Ken, after a night of drinking came back to the hotel and found Steve sleeping. He then mounted the headboard of Steve's bed a gave him a full fledged Hoboken Eyepatch

by I.M.D. October 9, 2007

Hoboken

a sexy yuppie town located on the west bank of the Hudson River Overlooking Manhattan. One of the Best places in Hudson County to view the NYC skyline. Place where a 1 bedroom condo could go for about 1 million dollars, and where money flows through the town like water. One of the nicest towns in the urban part of NJ.Hoboken gives laguna beach a run for it's money!!!

Person One: I live in NYC, Where do yuo live?
Person Two: Hoboken
Person One: Wow, Your sooo much more lucky than me!

by Hob0ken Lover September 3, 2005