5 definitions by magicconch333
noun <kewt gray-tings> The residue left after a Cooter Grater scrubs her coot against tree bark or some other foreign object thus creating a flurry of coot gratings.
I saw a big nasty Cooter Grater and she left her coot gratings all over the place. It was like a freaking snow globe!
by magicconch333 July 24, 2009
noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.
That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.
by magicconch333 July 24, 2009
Kitsap County is a county in Washington near Seattle. Silverdale is one of the cities in Kitsap county where large beastly women wander around the mall and other strip malls that have stores with size 16 and above selections. These women are also known as KitSilverbacks. Large and hairy, these beasts are known to waddle through parking lots toward food, sales and usually have a cloud of kids floating near its calves. See also bremelo.
I went to Ross today to try to find a fondue pot but a KitSilverback was waddling in front of me and taking up the whole row. I got tired of hearing her wheezing so I left.
by magicconch333 October 24, 2009
noun g'nek A condition where an obese person is so rotund that the gut appears to begin at the chin, thus giving that person a swollen "pigeon-like" appearance. Combination of the words GUT and NECK.
by magicconch333 July 23, 2009
The act of having ones' ankles literally hooked behind their head during sexual activities, such as when two lovers meet up after a prolonged absence from each other.
My husband came home from his business trip and we had ankle hooking action all night long babeh.
or
My husband just left for sea and I need to head to the barracks for some ankle hooking. Right meow.
or
My husband just left for sea and I need to head to the barracks for some ankle hooking. Right meow.
by magicconch333 October 5, 2009