Hobnocker

1. Someone who slaps others with their penis and/or testicles
2. Someone who (male or female) who has any kind of sexual intercourse with an animal, whether it be vaginal, oral, anal or any other type of intercourse
3. Someone who frequently masturbates publicly
4. A child molester

This term was made famous on the popular Nickelodeon "iCarly".

Jay-Z: Would you go back out with Chris Brown?
Rihanna: NO! Chris Brown Is Such A Hobnocker!

by YoungKari July 10, 2010

Hobnocker

A thing that you should never ever do to people because it is gross, illegal and rude.

Hay that guys a hobnocker" or (on ICarly) "you hobnocker

by Singer2010 July 25, 2010

Hobnocker

One who goes around hitting people in the testicles

This dude is a hobnocker

by tweaking chicano March 20, 2010

Hobbnocker

A phrase used on ICarly.

Someone who has viggerous oral sex with an animal. Usualy a female with a male animal.

A person into mega porn-beastialty shit.

"OMG your such a hobbnocker"

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"Eww did you know she's a hobbnocker?"

by Sloth-Girl May 2, 2010

Hobknocker

1- Someone who has sex with animals (and is apparently illegal)

2- Someone who pushes, or knock over, a hobo or bum

You are a filthy hobknocker!

British people call American people hobknockers becuase they find it insulting.

She knocked a homeless man on his unbathed ass, she must be a hobknocker

by Cookie C. <33 August 21, 2009

hobknocker

A word which people think actually mean something nasty, even though all the definitions were made after the date the iCarly episode actually aired.

bob: icarly's disgusting. they said hobknocker, which means to slap your penis across someone's face

john: no you idiot it didn't mean anything before the episode. horny kids just started making random definitions on urbandictionary after the episode

by bobby cool kid 23 August 10, 2020

hobinocker

a guy who is hairy and or is a complete retard

you r hobinocker

by g-dup97 March 2, 2009