HM

Muttered under the breath, stands for 'Hate Myself'. Usually used after having prostituted one's dignity for the sake of a cheap laugh. Oftentimes accompanied by a dissappointed shake of the head, even while your friends are still rolling on the floor.

Friend: "I can't believe you actually kissed your best friend's sister for a dare!"

You: "HM".

by JRocket May 17, 2006

HM

Abbreviation for Hannah Montana

Girl: Did you see that another HM Concert is coming to town?

by Jake Platinum January 11, 2009

hm

OMGWTFNO!111 Er...that hot short chick.

"Oh snizzap! Look at HM standing by the soda machine. Good thing I brought a dollar."

by Matt February 2, 2004

hm

acronym for hair metal, scene kids generic dance to classic rock: flings hair arround and does open chord stance on air guitar

Person 1: HM brigades out again, lets go elsewhere
Person 2: rheeto

by snake-eyes-13 March 18, 2009

Hm

Abbreviation for 'hump me'

Guy: hey, how are you?
Girl: hm!

by Itzzzzgarei! April 25, 2017

HM

Abbreviation for 'Hotel Mate'. A rugby team mate that you share a hotel room with during the Dubai 7's rugby tournament. It consists of the usual drunken male shenanigans (eeeevil shenanigans!), inviting random women to your room and building various structures out of empty Heineken cans

"Stroppy Dave" was my HM in 2001
"Perched Eagle" was my HM in 2002
"Skank Dawg" was my HM in 2003
My HM in 2004 will be... who knows?

by Sitting Duck/Dangerous G March 10, 2004

HM

an abbreviation for how much/ many

"Hey, I was wondering HM that is."
"HM people at the party?"

by Mp02 December 6, 2016