acronym for: homeless-guy jacking it on a bus
used most commonly in intercity settings,
to describe hobos masturbating on the buses,
although it can be used to describe them on subways as well.
buses happen to be more common
used most commonly in intercity settings,
to describe hobos masturbating on the buses,
although it can be used to describe them on subways as well.
buses happen to be more common
wife: honey, what's wrong?
husband: awe there was another goddamn HJOB on
the bus home from work today
wife: that blows, those fuckers are creepy! did he cum on you?
husband: nah, not this time. but, i'll kill the next HJOB that does!
husband: awe there was another goddamn HJOB on
the bus home from work today
wife: that blows, those fuckers are creepy! did he cum on you?
husband: nah, not this time. but, i'll kill the next HJOB that does!
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Hjördis 1 is the original Hjördis, she is like 60 years old, has blond hair, lives in a cottage in the woods with her two cats alone. She is very introverted and doesn't like talking to other people, she only likes her cats and her cats only. This Hjördis can be seen in many movies, or read about in books, she is sort of like a Hjördis legend (sometimes she is also blind).
Hjördis 2 Is that weird girl you met in high school, she probably has curly hair and wears a lot of colorful knitted clothing, she is also carries around an instrument wherever she goes, usually a clarinet or a cello. She is sort of desperate and really wants a boyfriend, but people just thinks she is annoying because she talks so much. She writes a lot of fanfiction, and she promotes her tumblr a little too much.
Hjördis 3 is this cute toddler who can speak more than most kids in her age, she has parents who only eats vegan, drinks a lot of tea, and owns a turtle. She has an amazing vocabulary for a two year old, and she knows like every single bird type in the world. Her parents are a little too proud of her and they like to show her off to others, she hates the attention tho.
If you ever meet someone namen Hjördis, it's probably one of these three people.
Hjördis 1 is the original Hjördis, she is like 60 years old, has blond hair, lives in a cottage in the woods with her two cats alone. She is very introverted and doesn't like talking to other people, she only likes her cats and her cats only. This Hjördis can be seen in many movies, or read about in books, she is sort of like a Hjördis legend (sometimes she is also blind).
Hjördis 2 Is that weird girl you met in high school, she probably has curly hair and wears a lot of colorful knitted clothing, she is also carries around an instrument wherever she goes, usually a clarinet or a cello. She is sort of desperate and really wants a boyfriend, but people just thinks she is annoying because she talks so much. She writes a lot of fanfiction, and she promotes her tumblr a little too much.
Hjördis 3 is this cute toddler who can speak more than most kids in her age, she has parents who only eats vegan, drinks a lot of tea, and owns a turtle. She has an amazing vocabulary for a two year old, and she knows like every single bird type in the world. Her parents are a little too proud of her and they like to show her off to others, she hates the attention tho.
If you ever meet someone namen Hjördis, it's probably one of these three people.
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