hither

Meaning "here" or "there"; used in old days when beckoning someone; also used with thither

1) Come hither, Jenny! There is something interesting over here!

2) The sail on the boat flew hither and thither as the wind blew

by bmitzwizzard July 24, 2008

hitched

to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being "hitched" to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck

"Hey Uncle Jim, do you know where Uncle Dave is? The game's starting soon..."

"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."

"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."

"You've been raised well kid."

by fillbaybay November 16, 2010

hutcherology

The study of the most sexiest being on the face of the earth. Commonly known as Joshua Ryan Hutcherson.

During lunch time, my friend and I were busy studying hutcherology.

by everyone ever November 24, 2014

Hamster Hatchery

An onion ass with such high capacity that two hamsters can mate in it's warmth, and deliver a full litter of hamsters out of its asshole

"OMG, have you seen Nicky Minajs ass? It's a total hamster hatchery!"

by Superpickle January 11, 2017

hatcher isolation

A common practice at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The process of studying in complete social isolation, with only your books and some (disallowed) food and drink, for hours on end, for midterms or other GPA-necessary assignments.

(Background: The Hatcher Graduate Library is actually an interconnected set of two buildings, Hatcher North and Hatcher South. It is possible to get lost in the stacks even with the guidelines on the floor, as many freshmen do. There are numerous small study rooms in the corridors, called study carrels, and are generally occupied (even when in the most obscure of areas) by undergraduate upperclassmen that have explored (and survived) the Hatcher stacks.)

Mike has been in hatcher isolation for the past week; I haven't seen him for days. That midterm must really be hard.

by Wolverine September 26, 2004

Teri Hatcher

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".

It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.

by Piranha July 7, 2006

come hither

This technique is a form of fingering a woman's vagina. A man or woman must make the boy scout sign with their index and middle finger, and then insert these fingers into another woman's vagina, palm up. As the the fingerer withdraws the fingers, they must curl them up, as if you were beckoning to someone to "come hither", rubbing the G spot. When combined with oral sex techniques, namely licking of the clitoris, this can be very stimulating.

"Yeah, keep licking me. Okay, now come hither me, too!"

by Gar-bear September 5, 2008