I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Max hitchcock

Big dick that has Jo mama Cummings in your arse a charming chap usually not gay

You are a max hitchcock

by Cheesehfhhfjfh October 11, 2021

Hitchcock

Always the one left behind, rejected, forgotten. Also not dependable on using their brains. Sticks to his guns and often making him very conservative towards their gay brothers. And don’t worry about one of them asking you out because they often defuse situations with stupid humor or just making it instantly awkward.

I just got hitchcocked by this guy when I asked for his snapchat and he said he only has messenger.

by crazyman holla July 02, 2020

Hitchcock

Literally the grossest man that you could possibly now yet you still like him because he’s hilarious

Hitchcock in Brooklyn 99 is such a Hitchcock

by Naileded Guy April 30, 2020

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Oliver Hitchcock

A stupid fool who thinks he’s bad

“I really dislike an Oliver Hitchcock, he thinks he’s so cool and he just isn’t”

by i watch porn and eat corn April 02, 2023

Hitchcock and scully

The studs of the nine nine who love to eat at wing sluts

“ you guys are such Hitchcock and scullys”

by Mystinkybutt December 18, 2023