Trailer Hitch

For when a friend goes to bump fists with you and instead you quickly clamp your hand over theirs. It's supposed to feel unpleasant; a mean-spirited fist bump.

My buddy tried to fist bump me yesterday but instead I gave him a trailer hitch! Ha ha, he felt so violated! He was so angry, he chased me down the street!

by AFanOfMatt November 21, 2010

Hitch-Slapped

When a person overwhelmingly loses a debate with Christopher Hitchens. Most of the people Hitchens has debated with wind up Hitch-Slapped within a few minutes.

The Pope: Sex is meant for procreation, not for pleasure. Condoms are sinful and prevent the potential development of human life.

Christopher Hitchens: Your opposition to condom use has led to the spread of HIV/AIDS, hunger, poverty, and countless other miseries throughout the Third World!

Mediator: Your holiness, it looks like you've been Hitch-slapped.

by thegreatrock June 16, 2011

half hitch

A half erect and half soft penis. Another term for "chub"

Dude I was so drunk last night, when I tried to have sex with her, I could only get a half hitch

by The Shanman April 02, 2015

Hitch Corner

The american football route combination of Hitch Corner is also known as a smash route. While talking to a bro this can be used to conceal the statement that you would like to smash someone in the area (used to signify girls only because if you are talking about a guy you are sus).

Yo, Drew Champagne you see that Hitch Corner over there?
Yeah, damn right Gavin Kerfus, thats my sister!

by Gkerf33 March 02, 2020

Tow Hitch

Man bends over tucking back his erect member while the woman sucks the tip from behind. Just after he climaxes he farts in her face for the exhaust effect.

"No more Indian food on dates, man. That chik was giving me a tow hitch last night but I think sharted."

by Floppage June 07, 2009

cross hitched

When u are simultaneously drunk and high

Yo last night at the party's i was so cross hitched is most hooked up with my ex

by Longestyeahboiever August 15, 2017

Bitch Hitch

The Best friend who tags along with her friend and her boyfriend. The female form of cock blocking.

If you and you boyfriend are going, I don't want to bitch hitch.

Sally keeps bitch hitching every time we go to have sex.

by TallonWarrior August 26, 2007