Fast Food Historian

A person or persons who know everything about fast food as far as deals, what they serve, and the history of the business.

I knew when Wendy's started serving breakfast cause I'm a fast food historian.

by milehighb December 31, 2014

Historian

Philippe, a caring; responsible; and hard working kid with great hair. Along with being funny without even trying, Philippe is also a champion of school spirit! Phil wants to help preserve all our high school memories. Vote Phil and He Will Fulfill!

Churchill Student: So who are you voting for historian?
Every Person Ever: The Skilled and Very Chill Lil’ Phil

by Clairefan13 May 18, 2019

modern historian

Someone who is always watching the news.

"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."

by thedancingdemon November 22, 2017

Historian

Pretentious douchebag who needs validation

My friend thinks he is a historian, even though he does not possess any formal qualifications.

by ohwell69 August 6, 2021

The Historians Curse

After reading and imagining oneself in different era's, time's, etc the historian loses a sense of reality and literally, everything becomes relative. Human suffering isn't as bad as others across history have suffered. You borrow words, speech patterns, and mannerisms from other cultures in a different time. You find it hard to interact with people in present society as you present yourself as someone from the past you hold in esteem. You cannot escape the fruits of your own knowledge and are cursed to be a weird unknown thing. An amalgamation of unrelated things without any unifying idea to hold itself together, making it preposterous in the extreme.

Being affected by the Historians Curse the professor was seen as a lunatic as he constantly presented himself as knowing everything whilst acting like a 13th-century townsman looking for God amongst the dead.

by The cursed historian February 19, 2023

Historian

Somebody with an obsession of finding out everything about the lives of dead people

Jack: I loved finding out personal information about dead people so I became a historian

by IExistMaybe January 16, 2024

Unpaid Historian

We all have had that one friend that talks about how great his country was in the past or always talks about every single detail in every history subject, sometimes he even becomes teachers pet when the teacher says something in his favor easily, he is the dude who uses wikipedia as his main source and asks u where did you get that info whenever you say something.

Amir talks about Iran's history so much, he looks like a unpaid historian

by Coldest MF January 17, 2024