hirker

A random person who doesn't belong in the situation and who nobody seems to know. One is unwelcome when they "hirk in". The hirker is often trying to force in an opinion, make friends or gain something from the situation, akin to a gatecrasher.

"Who is that chick pulling faces in the background of this photo? What a hirker."

"Yeah I saw you in that cafe with your celebrity friends but I didn't want to just hirk in so I kept walking.."

"There are always so many friggin hirkers at exhibition openings! I guess the free wine draws them in."

by linkety February 7, 2010

Hiked Out

When you get high off of weed and nicotine.

Bro, after smoking that blunt and nicotine vape, I'm hiked out!

by Weed Wacker February 22, 2015

Hicked Up

When you successfully marry your cousin

"Man, shoot man, I done got hicked up last weekend with Sue. Couldn't imagine being with anyone else, I've known her my whole life man!

by aRedWine November 17, 2017

Harked

When you get invited out to plans with the boys with 1 friend arriving an hour late and your friend doesn’t show up.

I’m at IHOP in Alaska where is everyone? I just got HARKED!

by MoofliMan January 23, 2023

Credit Hiked

Credit hiked is when somebody steals your credit when you did something right or when you deserve credit.

"Jo man, that dick credit hiked me man! Not cool"

by JiggaStar August 22, 2009

Lummox A Hired Hoodlum

A now debunked loser WingsOfRedemption
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Person: man lummox a hired hoodlum is a pussy

by Liquid Richard August 2, 2022

hicked

Modifying a vehicle by use of products such as wood or duct tape. contrary to pimping a car, hicking a car adds practically no value, if not decreases to value of the auto

I decided to put a tent on my flatbed truck to go for the hicked look

by Eric September 27, 2004