hippocrocapig

Really, really, REALLY ugly woman.

Word comes from a theoretical cross between a hippopotamus, a crocodile and a pig. Do the math, she's a bit rough.

My mother in law is a right hippocrocapig.

by Caffy July 28, 2008

hippocrockafrog

A woman that goes beyond bushpig teritory and should really come with a goverment health warning.
A deffinate 10 pinter

example Ann widecome

by Mr flibble April 18, 2004

Hippocrocadog

An extremely ugly female

That bird he pulled last night was a complete hippocrocadog

by Matt B January 8, 2004

hippocrocodogopig

Hideously ugly person, someone who looks like a cross between a hippo, a crocodile a dog and a pig

Dave's new girl is a right hippocrocodogopig

by Rebecca January 24, 2005

Hippotang

A fat woman's vagina.

Oh god, I'll bet she has a hippotang.

by Hikaru951 June 6, 2011

Hippoprostimus

A very fat prostitute

Bro 1:Hey man you wanna pick up that prostitute? And I'll get that one.
Bro 2: No way she's totally Hippoprostimus she probably weighs like 500 pounds

by Lord Stalox February 11, 2015

hippocrocakangarillapotamoose

An overly large but scantily clad bikini wearing chick. One who thinks she looks good but in reality looks absurd

"Hey Mike, check out that hippocrocakangarillapotamoose over there."
"Graham, don't look as Gareth will get jealous, you know he likes them fat and ugly"

by NotAFudgePacker June 28, 2017