Hippopotamus

Dry Mouth, esp. when caused by smoking a fat J.

Yo man, can we stop for some OJ? I got some serious hippopotamus.

by Ghost Snake Killa April 7, 2022

hippopotamus

An over sized dinosaur-like pig creature. Hippopotami live in African rivers, but also frequent the lush woodlands of Africa. They have a rough, tough outer skin layer that some say resembles the scales of a reptile and many rows of sharp, pointy teeth that they use to eviscerate each other for exclusive rights to rough, rowdy Hippo sex.

Their primary contribution to the environment is taking shits in the river, but the natives of Africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly fuckers basically redundant and useless.

Yo watch out for that badass Hippopotamus, he'll eviscerate you.

I'm not too worried, it's just a fat pig, it can't catch me.

by Megaloman March 10, 2008

hippopotamusalicious

Wicked Awesome, as in, better than anything else you have experienced. Different, new, exciting, weird, as encountering a hippopotamus would be.

Jeff: Hey man, check out my new coat...it's all orange and shiny shilver.

Tommy: Dude, that's wicked awesome.

Jeff: Yeah man, it's hippopotamusalicious...I LOVE this coat.

by T......... December 3, 2006

hippopotamus

Often mispronounced as hip-hop anonymous

Me: I went to Africa and I was killed by the wrath of a hip-hop Anonymous.
Someguy who enjoys listening to fat rapper music: P-Diddy was in Africa!?

by Fat man June 16, 2004

Hippopotapuss

A vagina that is grossly disproportionate with the rest of the woman's body.

"I really like Kelly but man, her hippopotapuss freaks me the fuck out!"
"I know what you mean. It really bummed me out too."

by scrappington2 September 15, 2014

hippopotapussy

A large and unattractive woman that is always willing to have sex with anyone that needs it. A shameful last resort to needy and sexually frustrated men.

Dude, did you hear? That fat bitch Samantha is a hippopotapussy. She'll smash anyone that offers her dick! Let's go get some hippopotapussy!

by Spider Lover October 9, 2018

Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia

The fear of long words

omg! I didn't know you had Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia!

Don't say the Mississippi word! It makes me think of Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia!!

by ItsUrMum_FURRY November 28, 2021