Hippocrite

A blood-sucking, irritating and malicious hypocrite that is usually fat, obese or big-sized. They commonly spawn near you when they have bad intentions/goals when befriending you. However, ironically they believe they are inconspicuous in their misdeeds when they infact, are so huge in nature.

1) Omg, that Anna is such a hippocrite! seriously. Did you hear what she said about me?

by mrsdino August 23, 2010

Hippocritopotamus

one who is overweight and makes hypocriteical comments.

Sasha is fat and just made a hypocriteical comment, he is a Hippocritopotamus.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

hippocrite

a fat bitch who is a hypocrite

"yoooo, that bitch is a hippocrite"

by jajayyyyy February 23, 2009

hippocrocapig

Really, really, REALLY ugly woman.

Word comes from a theoretical cross between a hippopotamus, a crocodile and a pig. Do the math, she's a bit rough.

My mother in law is a right hippocrocapig.

by Caffy July 28, 2008

hippocrockafrog

A woman that goes beyond bushpig teritory and should really come with a goverment health warning.
A deffinate 10 pinter

example Ann widecome

by Mr flibble April 18, 2004

Hippocrocadog

An extremely ugly female

That bird he pulled last night was a complete hippocrocadog

by Matt B January 8, 2004

hippocraptic

the beast, not only in mass but nostrils.
She can't run but she sure can roll with effects of a lava flow.
A mathematical mind that can fool all.

"Whats that an earthquake?"
"No, its just Miss Hippocraptic!"

by well wisher July 8, 2007