Hipplechoad

It's when a hippo has a baby with a fat dwarf hippo and the baby has a choad.

Me and ib-z found a hipplechoad on safari.

by Connahwroey October 1, 2011

hippie dance

When you flail your limbs around in an uncoordinated fashion to a song. It feels good, but looks bad.

This indie band really makes me want to hippie dance.

by XoMbYz December 28, 2014

Techno Hippie

A term used for someone who likes the technology of 'their' present. but doesn't like the idea of consuming both 'lots of resources' and 'chemicals into their bodies'.

some one who believes both technology and nature can live in harmony, but also believe that people just need to give them both a chance.

"Let technology live on but lets use the knowledge of our ancestors to keep us going." this is often what a Techno Hippie would say.

by PrinceMjrn June 7, 2011

hippiecrite

A portmanteau of the words hippie and hypocrite, used to point out typically wealthy liberal elitist persons who preach traditional hippie values such as tolerance, environmental awareness, socialism/liberalism, personal freedom, pacifism, well-being and human empathy, but in practice do the opposite.

There are many hippiecrites in the world who drive their 8 cylinder Land Rovers through the Starbucks drive-thru, waiting in line for 10 minutes for their Soy Mocha Tall Grande Latte while releasing emissions into the ozone layer and wasting fuel unnecessarily reving their engines thinking it will speed up the process, and then ridicule the less fortunate Ford Escort in line in front of them because it occasionally puffs smoke from the tailpipe, and then stop at BK afterwards for a Double Whopper, wolfing half a pound of cow down while smoking a nice cigarette, and then yell a passing obscenity at the driver of an old pickup truck with a National Rifle Association Sticker on it for being a gun toting, psychopathic lunatic and would not even so much as bleed a penny for a good cause or a homeless person, and believe that everyone should live by their rules and be forced to eat only overpriced organic food and drive vehicles less than 5 years old.

Many trustafarians are actually hippiecrites, rich closeted conservative children who want to rebel against their parents who were hard working businesspeople who probably started with nothing and struggled to build a fortune while their brat kid pisses it away on drugs, booze, cars, hookers, and traveling.

by Paco Machado August 1, 2008

Hippie Smut

porn that is set in the 60s showing free loving in detail

I was watching an old vintage porn film. I was I was born in the 60s, there was some Hippie smut going on.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

hippie con osde

Expression that is said of a person who claims to be a hippie and live as such. He shows himself as a hippie but inside he is a person with money, commonly inherited from his parents, he never suffered any kind of lack of anything.
Osde is one of the most expensive medical coverage in Argentina, which these people usually have thanks to parents

Ese es un hippie con osde

by argentinan October 6, 2020

Covid Hippie

A non-political stance initially resulting from COVID-19 shutdowns. Many people have gone long enough without a haircut to have eclipsed the "awkward stage" completely. A Covid Hippie is virtually identical to the original hippies except that they are simply a victim of circumstances.

Hey Jim, is that guy a hippie or just another slacker Covid Hippie?
To which Jim replied, "I don't think he's a real hippie. He looks baked, but no tie dye yet wearing a mask. Tough call, but I'm pretty sure he's just another Covid Hippie."

by Ducks in formation June 22, 2020