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hindsight

The universe rubbing your face in your own fuck up.
In hindsight Jenny realised her first (mistake) was (inserting) the vacuum nozzle into her (vagina).
by rapunzabel September 15, 2016
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Hindsight

After you screw something up, you magically and conveniently gain a vast amount of knowledge on what you SHOULD have done to avoid screwing up.

Although it generally occurs after you really messed up, it doesn't necessary always happen after such a negative situation.
Girl- "Hey Dave, I just tested positive on that pregnancy test, you dunce."

Dave- "You know, maybe I kind of, should have used a rubber at that party 2 weeks ago.... " <--(Hindsight)

Girl- "Yeah... that probably would have been a very good idea."
by PandaNoodle July 8, 2011
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hinsonhui

always doesnt know whats going on and acts so god damn serious.
Kelvin: LOL *blah blah blah says a joke*
Hinson: that's stupid.
Kelvin: you're stupid.
Panda: LOL YEAH YOU ARE nubsauce.
Hinson: i dont get it.
Panda: which one dick face the nub or the sauce ?
Hinson: the joke kelvin said.
Kelvin: LOL DUDE THAT WAS LIKE A LONG TIME AGO.
Panda: k w/e imma make a hinsonhui urban dictionary for him cuz this is so funny
Hinson: whats funny?
Panda: wow i'm just gonna leave.
by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009
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Hinesville GA

The most depressing town you will ever live in.

Those who reside there believe going to Wal-Mart on Friday night is "having a good time."

Those who live there have nothing better to do than get shit faced constantly and high out of their minds (when they're not partying it up at Wal-Mart, of course.) They document this idiocy on their Facebook pages because they genuinely believe such activities make them "cool."

The average IQ of the people there would make a Special Olympics gold medalist laugh.

The female population of said town put out more than a Fire Department. They will also fornicate with anything conscious and willing.

The male population of said town believes they are either physically attractive, intellectually competent, or legitimate gangsters.

The male population is also none of the above.
Guy 1: "So I'm moving to Hinesville GA..."

Guy 2: "You're not inbred enough for Hinesville, dude."

Guy 1: "Yeah, I know. I've been sniffing nail polish remover every day for the past month, though. I think I'll fit in pretty good now."
by FoxTr0t October 22, 2010
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HIANUS

a time in which two homosexual partners refrain from having anal sex
After fred took a vow of abstinence, he told his boyfriend he was on hianus.
by thedevionist January 23, 2011
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Hinesburg

The best frickin town in Vermont! The place where everyone knows everyones business, and there are more than 3 trailer parks! Hick town Hinesburg
That Hinesburg is quite the town, I saw 18 subaru's on the road just passing through!
by Bossgirlfromtheburg802 March 5, 2011
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hindspite

Looking back on a situation or event, regretting that you didn't do what you should have done, and developing malicious ill will because of it. Similar to standard regret, but someone else is gonna have to pay for it.
In hindspite, I really should have used call blocker. Now I'm gonna have to kick someone's ass.
by haskel July 22, 2008
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