hefty piece

a fat girl

did you see that girl that ....... fucked the other night? she was a right hefty piece

by therealsparkneon July 23, 2010

Hefty Gnar

Gnar to an obscene extent, ie.

1. One of the coolest things you've ever seen.

2. One of the most disgusting things you've ever seen.

3. In describing surf/snowboard/skate terrain/conditions, incredibly good.

1. Bro, did you see that Maserati? Hefty gnar.

2. This fat chick was puking everywhere at that party, so hefty gnar.

3. We just got back from a dope session at Lower Trestles, surf was hefty gnar!

by Midnight_Toker February 13, 2009

Hefty

Heavy, bulky

''Pollok, yer a hefty bastard''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

hefty midget

A sexual act usually consisting of 3 people. Two regular size people one male and one female and one midget(usually male)and a goat. All human partners cover their bodies in bacon grease. When all are covered the regular size male inserts the midgets head into his female partner's anus (It is recommended that she is bent over). At this point the midget squeaks creating a vibrating sensation in the woman's rectum. The male still holding the midget up at this point then grabs the goat and mounts it. The mounted goat may kick or may not depending of course on how furiously it is mounted. The male then gently lays the midgets rear down in front of the goat's mouth his head still inserted in the woman's anus. The midget now getting it's anus licked by the goat begins to squeak more making the woman truly satisfied. The male having already inserted his penis into the goat begins singing the theme song from charles in charge. Finally the male ejaculates on the goat. The woman releases a steady stream of fecal matter onto the midgets head, the goat stops licking the midget. The midget then pop's his head out of the woman, every inch of the midget's head and parts of his left shoulder covered completely in feces.

Mike: So I had a hot date last night.

Sebastion: Oh yeah? Did you give her a hefty midget?

Mike: You know it brosef.

Sebastion: Yeah I'm into goats.

by mikew September 7, 2008

Hifey/Hyphee

To go crazy over something and not care what nobody thinks about you. You could be mad, happy, it don't matter. Don't make no mistake about it. This word comes from Oakland(The Town)CA,USA. This word is new to y'all but ancient to us. We been saying Hyphee since at least 1994. We don't even really say hifey no more. We say HUB!

We was in the "East" ridin' the strip with the doors open, gettin dumb hifey last night.

by The Sensei May 13, 2005

Hefty

A Pollok term meaning large, a lot, very. Actually coming to think about it nobody has a f*cking clue what hefty actually means

"That's a hefty meaty Stane!"

by Arrogant Shite April 6, 2003

Hefty Heave Ho

This is when one breaks up with a significant other and gathers all their possessions in a garbage bag...a Hefty and dumps it out on the street.

Are you still dating Mark?

No, I gave him the Hefty heave ho days ago.

by DOTK October 28, 2009