Hermititis

A disease sounds like hepatitis but not to be confused. This disease originates from the hermslor or hermy. It is easily caught when people get too close to the hermslor. Beware it can lurk amongst anyone.

1.)Oh damn another one of my friends were infected with the hermititis.

2.) Hermslor is out and about watch out shes trying to infect the area with hermititis.

by Jungle Wungle April 6, 2009

herpetitus

Is what you mess with a bunch of hookers. A cross section of herpes and hepititus.

Yo, man, he sticks his prick into anything, he gon give someone herpetitus.

by Ihatelawyers March 20, 2017

hepatitis syphillaids

The ultimate STD. Usually transmitted through intoxicated sexual acts with the dirtiest girls/guys at a party.

Brian gave Matt hepatitis syphillaids when analy abusing him.

by Robby/God April 19, 2006

hepititis titty grease

when a man titty fucks a female and jizzes on her titties and gives her hepititis on her body

yo bombqshisha dont go out with colonial sanders I heard he has hepititis Whats the worst thing that could happen hepititis titty grease bitch!!!

by shawnsuks December 14, 2009

herpatitis

A combination of herpes and hepatitis.

Dan went to Carla's last night and came back with herpatitis. Must've been good.

by JonDub December 1, 2007

Hepititis Alphabet

A big exaggeration on a person whom has more than one type of Hepititis.

Dude dont tap that she has the Hepititis Alphabet
You can never trust any girl with the hepititis alphabet

by anal pimp July 10, 2010

Hepatitis GF

(Hepatitis Goat Fucker) A rare but highly contagious form of hepatitis that is only believed in by dumbasses who think Heptatitis Goat Fucker is a real disease (Named after a patient zero who fucks goats), spread by word of mouth to other goat fuckers.

I thought she has herpes, but turns out she has Hepatitis GF instead. Thank god I dodged that bullet!

by legly lad April 1, 2019