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The Hermann 

When you dip your balls in a drink and your partner blows bubbles through a straw creating an effervescent sensation on the scrotum, and then they drink it.
Dude did you hear about Tom? He totally got a Hermann last night.

What the hell is the Hermann?
When you dip your balls in a drink and your partner blows bubbles through a straw creating an effervescent sensation on the scrotum, and then they drink it.
The Hermann by Tyrell53 August 31, 2017
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Max Hermann! 

MY BEST GUY FRIENNDDD <3 i love you so much, and im writing this to annoy you, because you just love urban dictionary. :p were on the phone now... lol. ahh your sooo funny, and nice, and just amazing. im soo glad i met you in 6th grade ;; and that we are this close. as im writing this, were talking about the definitions of our names on this website. we so cool, everyone wants to be like us :p

lmfao were also on the phone with selena. and right now its 10:45 pm , friday night of 12.2.11 , And i had lost my voice. im writing this because i want it to look long, LOL. welllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ilysffmmm ! text me boyy , once you finish your shower (; ily <3
lauren: max is a faggot.
max hermann!: oh yes he is.
lauren: he has no life.
max: i know i fight police and pregnant ladies in mafia 2 all day.
Hermon is definetly a girl. She is pretty ,funny sometimes and love to read quotes. she has no hobbys but is always on social medias like instagram or tumblr. but if she go out with her friends she always slays her look.
Damn gurl you're hermon right ?
Hermon by denaytx December 31, 2016

Hermonite 

NMH student resident to the Mount Hermon campus. Usually a stupid, smelly jock with the brain capacity of an eggplant. The natural rival of the Northfielder.
"A bunch of Hermonites got on the bus and tarded around for the entire ride. I wanted to kill them."
Hermonite by Hogger April 9, 2005
Hermann is a weird individual who likes to pretend he’s gay but is actually super straight and homophobic, Hermann is quiet at first but when you get to know him he is super funny and sexy. Hermann has a massive dick and is a pussy slayer.
Max: omg it’s Hermann I want to fuck him so bad and just cum all over his face.

Sophie: is Hermann gay?

Celine: no he is straight and I heard he has a massive dick
Hermann by Celine flynnwodd January 31, 2022

Hermannate 

verb.
to hermanate -

destroy utterly; wipe out; end the existence of (something) by damaging or attacking it with expert precision; to obliterate the opposition a forceful display of rapid dominance.

-OR-

prank ingeniously; intimidate through highly complex schemes of evil; domineer; cunningly deceive or outwit; bamboozle.

English verb “hermannate” conjugated in most common tenses:

Present
I hermannate

Past
I hermannated

Future
I will hermannate

Subjunctive Perfect
I have hermannated

Conditional Perfect
I would have hermannated

Progressive Present
I am hermannating

Progressive Indicative Pluperfect
I had been hermannating
"Did I seriously just get hermannated again?"

"Hermannators gonna hermannate."

"And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet will be hermannated at the blink of an eye." - Revelation 20:10

"You've been hermannated!" - *mic drop*

"Nevertheless, saying goodbye is additionally stressful when the bodies of your loved ones have been hermannated beyond any and all physical recognition."

“I woke up on the floor. She had stolen both the covers and all the pillows. Man, I got hermannated so hard.”

"Please, no, I beg of you, don't hermannate me, I have a wife and two young children! Please, no, oh god, not the hammer again! Noooo-"