Herpules

The biggest, strongest, deadliest and most fucking horrendous nightmare fueling herpes there is. The word strikes fear to anyone who's heard it. It's rumored that the second you get it, your balls will shrink to the size of a walnut.

Ashton: I just got Herpules!
Finn: Did your balls shrink?
Ashton: No, they stayed the same size, why?
Finn: Also, why can i see your massive two inch chode

by You sad human January 10, 2019

Hercules

A man who can pleasure his woman multiple times a night; A man with a great stamina; A real alpha man

Wow, that was amazing, honey. You are my Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!

by Dbnk1117 December 14, 2008

Herculinks

Hercules + Links = Herculinks®

Soundz kinda like Hercules with a cool "Links" twist, therefore the unique name is very easy to remember.

by Herculinks® Entertainment March 22, 2004

Hexcuse

Very ridiculous and unbelievable excuse to cover one's incompetence. Originally refers to Hexous, player of Anarchy Online.

"I was about to win, but I was blinded by sun, my keyboard got stuck and my dog stepped on my broken thumb."
"How many hexcuses are you going to come up with?"

by nekrotyrael August 1, 2006

Herpus Derpicus

An insulting name, given to a person who is very unintelligent, and possibly quite ugly.

Oh great, I feel really safe now that Herpus Derpicus has my back.

by ThunderxCloud November 13, 2010

Hercules Mulligan

A tailor spying on the British government. He takes their measurements, information and then he smuggles it. To his brother's revolutionary covenant he’s running with the Sons of Liberty and he is loving it. See, that's what happens when you up against the ruffians. If you in the shit now, somebody gotta shovel it. Hercules Mulligan, he needs no introduction
When you knock him down he gets the fuck back up again.

Who was a spy during the American Revolutionary War?

Answer: Hercules Mulligan

by PonianYoutube December 21, 2020

Herkus

Sexy tall guy with a long dick

Damn Herkus is so hot, and NOT SHORT

by Kerkas October 7, 2019