Hepitits S

Referring to someone for example Sarah Laguna, who leaves crabs in here trail.

Don't sleep with too many guys, you might get Hepitits S.!

by Crabby Pants June 16, 2010

hepatitis g

When you get std but it’s g

“Oh shit, I have vaginosis, but it’s hepatitis g”

by Baps<3 November 19, 2020

hepatitis D negitive

1.) mad cow disease

2.) a hairy asshole

1.) this here cows got that hepatitis D negitive so watch yer step

2.) hey dude, i was fuckin this girl last night an she actually liked my hepatitis D negitive.

by K Pack December 23, 2006

Hepatitis herpes

When you get so many sexually transmittited diseases your genitals fall off.

Dude he went to tampa and came back with hepatitis herpes.

by Wanknipple April 20, 2017

Hepatitis C

Besides being a disease, hepatitis c can also refer to a hopeless crush. This is because hopeless crushes are toxic.

Jane:I like Jacob but he has a girlfriend.
Janette: Looks like you got yourself a Hepatitis C.

by BarelyLegal;) May 13, 2019

Cardio vascular hepatitis z

Its a disease from bramble Bush , when you do a 360 no-scope and say "ha ha , yh man" then get tea bagged by the bramble , then it gives you the disease which makes you retarded and think you are a hot air balloon

One day , in the land of fairy's , a young boy approached an odd shaped bramble bush , then he approached it and had a sneek insight , with force the persuasion of the bramble Bush dragged in the young boy and made him do a certain amount of out of the ordinary kind of stuff , which then led him to having Cardio vascular hepatitis z.

by Adolfhitlersrealdad-11 November 18, 2017

Autoimmune Hepatitis

A rare disease of the liver, which may cause the spleen to expand and rupture. Someone with this disease is a must-have at every party.

Hey, man! Did you see that guy with autoimmune hepatitis? His spleen's fatter than yo momma! We should invite him to the next party, so we can look good when compared to him!

by Chrissy_B November 22, 2011