first of all a heinrich’s name is HEINZ KETCHUP
ok so heinrich(this all on my real life experience), HE WILL BE SO SUS EVERY TIME, BE SO ANNOYING, AND BE SUCH A PERVERT AND YK WHYY??
1. he keeps looking at girls at the places he shouldnt look at
2. he is a girl chaser so he basically likes every girl every 2 secs
3. he keeps making rumors abt girls rejecting him when he never asked them (happened to me)
OTHER REASONS Y HE ANNOYING:
1. he keeps making weird noises
2. he overreacts A LOT
LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD THING ABT HIM:
-he can sing :/
ok so heinrich(this all on my real life experience), HE WILL BE SO SUS EVERY TIME, BE SO ANNOYING, AND BE SUCH A PERVERT AND YK WHYY??
1. he keeps looking at girls at the places he shouldnt look at
2. he is a girl chaser so he basically likes every girl every 2 secs
3. he keeps making rumors abt girls rejecting him when he never asked them (happened to me)
OTHER REASONS Y HE ANNOYING:
1. he keeps making weird noises
2. he overreacts A LOT
LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD THING ABT HIM:
-he can sing :/
heinrich: “bro guys (name of a girl) likes me and i like her too”
someone: “hey (the name of the girl) do u like heinrich? people say u do”
the girl: “bruh i dont like heinrich at all, in fact i hate him and i dont like how he keeps saying i like him”
someone: “hey (the name of the girl) do u like heinrich? people say u do”
the girl: “bruh i dont like heinrich at all, in fact i hate him and i dont like how he keeps saying i like him”
by …hi… February 24, 2022

That innings was heinrich. What a champ.
by Sarrh June 6, 2022

*lola sees Air heinrich*
"gayyyyy!!" lola
*5 minutes later*
" have u seen Air heinrich?" Phil
"they gay dude who's a simp?" Lola
"yeah" Phil
"nah, haven't seen him" Lola
"gayyyyy!!" lola
*5 minutes later*
" have u seen Air heinrich?" Phil
"they gay dude who's a simp?" Lola
"yeah" Phil
"nah, haven't seen him" Lola
by not lola August 2, 2020

When you find something discraceful or just weird on discord, That's a Heinrich moment. Also includes:
Otaku shit, discord mod behaviour
Otaku shit, discord mod behaviour
P1: "Hey, have you seen that video of the fat guy fucking the my little pony figurine?"
P2: "Yeah, ngl that's a Heinrich moment"
P2: "Yeah, ngl that's a Heinrich moment"
by Heinrich=Hurensohn August 31, 2021

Epic Space nub, an EVE Online pilot specialized in tackle that does not have Propulsion Jamming V trained.
by Naga Fan April 18, 2012

he is gay.
*lola sees Air*
"gayyyyy" lola
*5m after*
"have u seen Air heinrich?" Phil
"the dude who's gay and a simp?" Lola
"yeah him" Phil
"nah, haven't seen him" Lola
"gayyyyy" lola
*5m after*
"have u seen Air heinrich?" Phil
"the dude who's gay and a simp?" Lola
"yeah him" Phil
"nah, haven't seen him" Lola
by not lola August 2, 2020

What this means is… the most handsome person in the whole entire universe. He is good at sport especially rugby, he is strong. And talks a lot but sometimes quiet.
by Heinrich.s November 22, 2021
