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Julia Heimlich

When your choking and instead of someone helping you with the proper heimlich technique they start giving you the most vicious backshots.
"Oh my god he's fucking choking!!"

"Why are you using the Julia Heimlich?"
by barkey July 25, 2025
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cultural heimlich

- when a person’s general taste is bad to the point where it requires sustained shaming and social intervention to improve.

- a campaign of necessary refinement, aimed at the abandonment of flavorless beers, Billboard music, poorly written movies, touristy travel, sweet wine, toddler palates, and more.
“Man, Jason was slamming shots of Fireball last night, listening to Kenny Chesney and defending Michael Bay movies. Then today I learned he only eats meat and pasta! We need somebody to step up and perform a cultural Heimlich immediately!”

“She’s literally going to die of poor taste in her 40s, if we can’t get her a cultural heimlich soon”
by Aclfsu10 May 13, 2019
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heimlich maneuver fail

When you fail to perform the Heimlich maneuver and end up fucking the entire life.
by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023
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Julia Heimlich

When your choking and instead of someone helping you with proper heimlich technique, but instead they give you backshots while your choking.
"Bro, someone help this guy he's choking!" -Person 1

"Don't rape him what the fuck is wrong with you?" -Person 1

"I'm giving him a Julia Heimlich" -Person 2
by barkey July 25, 2025
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Dirty heimlich

When you feed your significant other way too much taco bell and then take them back to your place and fuck them while simultaneously giving them the heimlich maneuver
Damn, i heard she wants a dirty heimlich, im not down for that.
by Doctordirtyword July 5, 2019
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