Rubius Hagrid

When a girl is ugly, she is Haggard.
When a girl is reeeeally Haggard, she's Hagrid.
When a girl is ridiculously Hagrid, she is RUBIUS.

Or Rubius Hagrid.

"That girl is F***ing RUBIUS!"

"Woww what a disgusting b*tch, she's HAGRID!"

"Eww Rubius Hagrid, let's take that girl to a Merkfest"

by RubiusHaggard March 22, 2009

herridge

a fat little fuck head who thinks hes mint and hes really just a little cock end who got bummed off a lass

" oh im fat and get railed"
"my lass has a cock"
herridge ate out sarah when she was on

by jason and liam April 22, 2008

Hagrid Hair

When someone has ugly pube like hair like Hagrid from Harry Potter.

Person 1: DAMN look at that chick she has some ugly ass hagrid hair

Person 2: At least she doesn't look like him *cough cough you*..

Person 2: ....*tears begin*

by Kimbuurlee July 22, 2009

hagrid's beard

When a young adult lad has never trimmed his pubic area and he can groom his pubes to resemble Hagrid's beard

Holy Shit! Tim your pubes look like hagrid's beard!! How did they get that long????

by RMS132 November 5, 2015

cheeky hagrid

While dancing with your partner, slide your hand downwards onto your partners arse cheek. Like Hagrid does at the ball, in Harry Potter and the goblet of Fire.

See Nathan is giving the cheeky Hagrid a try on his hot missus.

by Fuckdif January 13, 2018

PS1 hagrid

PS1 Hagrid is the embodiment of sexiness when you see him he makes you cum spontaneously

“PS1 hagrid is so hot he makes me cum every time I see him”

“Me to”

by Moist hagrid December 8, 2020

Dirty Hagrid

When you have sex with a big old fat black woman doggy style while she has a cheese puff in her ass.
Eating the cheese puff is optional.

I hope no one has ever performed the dirty hagrid, and if you have I hope you didn't eat the cheese puff.

by Kyle Donahue September 8, 2011