To masturbate while holding your hand on a stove and staring at a beaver (meaning the animal, not a vagina). It has nothing to do with Hagrid from Harry Potter. Inspired by comedian Nick Swardson of "Grandma's boy, Reno 911, and Blades of glory"
Hey CJ. Hey Jordan. what did you do yesterday? I hegrided til i jizzed 3 times. Now i gotta clean my stove.
by CJMESA480 August 11, 2010
Get the Hegrid mug.Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.
Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter
by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018
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Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.
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I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
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