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sadie hawkins surprise

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.
Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.
by Penis surprise November 18, 2013
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Hawkinazi

Follower, student or reader of author and psychiatrist-cum-guru David R. Hawkins who is especially critical of anyone or anything that disagrees with Hawkins, and who relies on the power of truthiness over reason, logic and science (even in the direct confrontation of the evidence to the contrary).
Yesterday a Hawkinazi "calibrated" Sally at "119", below the level of integrity, for questioning the pseudoscience "applied kinesiology" (AK) after she discovered AK had been repeatedly falsified in double-blind studies.
by Phoenix Potter October 1, 2006
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Hakaioken

When you pump up the kaioken multiplier to such a degree that the kaioken strain actually destroys (hakai) you
King Kai: "Goku! if you use Kaioken on top of Ultra Instinct it will kill you!"

Goku: "Yeah, but I need to beat Granola! I have to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! KAIOKEN TIMES ONE MILLION!!!"

King Kai: "You fool! The strain will kill you!"

Goku: *dies from kaioken strain*

King Kai: "You just hakaioken'd yourself"
by VYDEOS August 9, 2021
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Hawaiian Time

Employing a Laissez-faire attitude towards matters of punctuality, referencing a commonly held perception of life in Hawaii being inherently relaxed.
"The boss when yell at me for being five minutes late. I told him relax, I stay on Hawaiian Time."
by TheTrout June 27, 2014
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Howie Hawkins

An American environmental activist and green party's presidential nominee in the 2020 presidential election.
A: I hate both Democrats and Republicans, who should I vote for?
B: Vote for Howie Hawkins!
by restinpiece August 28, 2020
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Bone hawking

When a man or a women stares at another mans package
guys1: Wtf man why you staring at my package bro?
guys2: What do you mean?
guys1: I mean your bone hawking me!
by Tegro May 4, 2011
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Stephen Hawking

A famous physicist a.k.a. 'The wheelchair dude who invented time'.
Sheldon: Stephen Hawking is a famous physicist...
Penny: Yeah, yeah, the wheelchair dude who invented time.
by MrHankeyTheChannukaPoo May 17, 2014
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