Hastings

A small town in Victoria, Australia. Like most towns in Victoria, it is best known for its heavy use of drugs. Most of the action happens in its dangerous neighbourhood "West Park"
Some say it could be the brother of Frankston

lets smoke up in Hastings and get stoned as fuck

by pufftuff December 8, 2013

spencer hastings

Spencer Hastings is the best character in a tvshow called Pretty Little Liars. She is one of the main characters in the show. Spencer lives in a messed up, but rich, family. She is the smart one in the group. And ofcourse, extremly beautiful.

"What is your favourite Liar?"
"Spencer Hastings ofcourse! She is simply the best."

by Jellybeanfreak August 27, 2016

Hastin

A giant alcoholic white boy. Wears baseball jerseys and bandanas just to look cool while other people video him shot gunning beer. His biggest accomplishment is actually shot gunning a beer in 1.3 seconds. A curly headed fuck who doesn't say no to anything and is always willing to smash a beer bottle on his forehead. The type of guy who gets into a fight with a picnic table and loses resulting in a crooked nose for life. He thinks he is sick at hockey, but he really looks like a giraffe on ice. His life is dedicated to call of duty and levelling up the newest sniper even when it ends in him snapping his controller in half. Overall, great guy.

Oh, look Hastin's blacked out again.

by juice999 October 22, 2020

Jace Hastings

Jace Hastings is the most obscenely fat person ever with the most immense mass imaginable. He eats pure sugar and can always be found playing hogwarts legacy in his room for the 400th time.

Friend 1: Bro, you're almost as heavy as Jace Hastings' pinky toenail
Friend 2: Rude, I'm not 500 pounds, yet

by Chez42 May 2, 2023

Hastings on Hudson

The most boring town in America. The teachers suck and are only there for athletic achievement. All the kids do are smoke weed and go to foodtown because we are all so bored. A town that is deemed for being “artsy” but then they cut all the art programs because everyone is so lazy. Don’t move here

Parent: I love this town it’s beautiful

Child: Hastings on Hudson sucks I’m so bored get me out of here asap.

by Jdbsjfnejd dne February 12, 2019

hastings shuffle

The distinctive gait of a denizen of hastings

Dude, check out that crackhead! He's doing the Hastings Shuffle!

by Mdiym May 15, 2006

Hastings Pudding

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.

Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"

by mindcandy August 3, 2012